One man, who happens to be a teenager, is an old man at heart. He wants to find his soal mate. But the problem is, he doesn't know the game, he just plays it.

He runs into a beautiful girl (Teela Rumfelt) at Roses while shopping for Ben Gay, and immediately falls in love. She however, isn't so convinced. He seeks council from Jew Boy (Jonathan Shuman) and the town Hippie (Copper Eckenrod) to try and win her over. But what he doesn't realize is his (and Teela's) lifelong friend, more promiscuous than he (Holly Woody) is consulting this Hippie as well.

Releasing sometime between August and October 2009